So, the BadOrangeMan gave us a few years' look at what
    the nation could be like if run by a reasonably competent executive
    who at least pretended to want America to succeed.  Pretty cool,
    wasn't it?  But there was one worrisome aspect to the MAGA
    heyday...
    
      We founded the TEOTWAWKI Doomstead back in the last
    century.  We thought it was a comfortable distance from the nearest
    Southern metropolis.  But the housing boom continued and our
    Podunk, rural county started being targeted by real estate
    developers who looked-out over the cow pastures and cornfields and
    envisioned oceans of ticky-tacky McMansions.  And,
    of course, or local Tin God politicians and bureaucrats
    imagined all those new residents paying taxes, not to mention the
    kickbacks from the aforementioned developers... 
    
    
   So everything started getting paved.  The Sheriff's department
    went from Andy and Barney to a veritable standing army. 
    They started putting in municipal water.  Curbside garbage pickup. 
    All kinds of nonsense hillbillies have no use for.  Of course, the
    hicks wouldn't be around much longer.  Rising property value
    evaluations would soon drive their taxes up and them out!
    
       Thank goodness for the big economic crash in the Dubya/Obama
      terms!   Can't easily get rid of the pavement. But the water
    pipe they laid-out got recollected before it was buried.  (Really
    shoulda' swiped some of that. But didn't think of it at the time.)
    The garbage pickup thing evaporated too.  I had been afraid that our
    isolated doomstead was going to be surrounded by city slickers.  But
    it got to stay woods and cows and corn a while longer.
    
       With Trump's push for American energy independence and economic
      growth, it looked like the menace of Urban Sprawl
    might be on the horizon again, even though the Democrats had managed
    to turn the nearest metropolis into a ghetto over the past couple
    decades.  But, thanks to the fall of the republic and the inevitable
    collapse of civilized infrastructure that must follow, the whole 
      Exburbanite thing will be untenable.  
    
       Unlike some men, I don't particularly want to watch the
    world burn... But, if I must, I'd prefer it was from a distance.
    
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