Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Bright Side of Post-Republic America.

 


   So, the BadOrangeMan gave us a few years' look at what the nation could be like if run by a reasonably competent executive who at least pretended to want America to succeed.  Pretty cool, wasn't it?  But there was one worrisome aspect to the MAGA heyday...



  We founded the TEOTWAWKI Doomstead back in the last century.  We thought it was a comfortable distance from the nearest Southern metropolis.  But the housing boom continued and our Podunk, rural county started being targeted by real estate developers who looked-out over the cow pastures and cornfields and envisioned oceans of ticky-tacky McMansions.  And, of course, or local Tin God politicians and bureaucrats imagined all those new residents paying taxes, not to mention the kickbacks from the aforementioned developers...


   So everything started getting paved.  The Sheriff's department went from Andy and Barney to a veritable standing army.  They started putting in municipal water.  Curbside garbage pickup.  All kinds of nonsense hillbillies have no use for.  Of course, the hicks wouldn't be around much longer.  Rising property value evaluations would soon drive their taxes up and them out!

   Thank goodness for the big economic crash in the Dubya/Obama terms!   Can't easily get rid of the pavement. But the water pipe they laid-out got recollected before it was buried.  (Really shoulda' swiped some of that. But didn't think of it at the time.) The garbage pickup thing evaporated too.  I had been afraid that our isolated doomstead was going to be surrounded by city slickers.  But it got to stay woods and cows and corn a while longer.



   With Trump's push for American energy independence and economic growth, it looked like the menace of Urban Sprawl might be on the horizon again, even though the Democrats had managed to turn the nearest metropolis into a ghetto over the past couple decades.  But, thanks to the fall of the republic and the inevitable collapse of civilized infrastructure that must follow, the whole Exburbanite thing will be untenable. 

   Unlike some men, I don't particularly want to watch the world burn... But, if I must, I'd prefer it was from a distance.

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